Because... by biggmamaz
 
November 2009
1Standing Tall
2T/time
3...?
4What Would?
5consequences...
6...again
7Almost...
8Enduing...!
9"friend"
10...at HIS hand
11Not Always What Appears to be
12Which....Need?
13...sorry,but...
17"Fuckin'...nothin' to party 'bout!"
18Asexuality
20My Breasts/Control
21Slumber Nurses?
22Time/Again
23Almost....
24True Blue
25These Two...
26...As I am
28All Was Peaceful
29As Usual
30Running
Almost....
November 23, 2009

And, so, it is the 23rd of the month. Other than shedding a few pounds, pubic hairs, and tears, can not really claim any shame to fame. Have not really had any interest with men. With it being so close to the holidays and all, I suppose that is best as none seem to be available during those sacred days, anyways.

Almost could not find it, but the phone up in the Master Bedroom had retained His number. Not having anything better to do at Midnight, I pushed the "call" button. All that resulted in was tales of being busy at work and a request to call back after returning from the store to get some computer paper. Like I said, the holiday season stifles many men.

Upon picking up the pack of 750 pages of blank 11in by 8 1/2 in paper, I remembered that I needed a short extension cord to light up the wreath already placed right smack dab in the center of my kitchen window facing the front sidewalk and parking lot. I will wait until the Night of Lighting before i plug it in. Yes, I am a Closet Jew. With the World as it is, it is not safe to display lighted menorahs! "Hail Mary, Full of Grace...", has to be the decor.

There were so many products available supposedly able to purchase via the television that I could not help but to look for one that had especially attracted my attention. Sure enough, it was there too! I picked up a few more things to disguise my purchasing of it. It must have worked as the cashier did not give me one of those. "Shame on you!" looks.

It came with three different heads and one AA battery. It was not until I removed the plastic from around the battery that the contraption would work. The real test was going up to the Master Bedroom to make that promised call. I almost did, but decided that the contraption would be overheard. Besides, I had to determine if applying GY gel would cause it to smoke. Secondly, I had to make sure that the head would not twirl around resulting in pulling out any prized pubic hairs! Thirdly, I had to time its effectiveness...or, should I say affectiveness? The directions plainly said to not operate it for more than 20 minutes at a time.

The end result was that the phone call need not have been made and thoughts of doing so was well forgotten, within four minutes! Just as quickly, I cleansed and returned it to its secretive, black pouch. All I must do now is to find a black magic marker to go over the white writing that identifies what it is. How shameful that this is going to be my best friend, during this upcoming Holiday Season!
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