March 28, 2015
We are somewhere in Virginia. We left at 5am. We haven't made good time at all. Why you ask? I'm sure most of you know why. Dave.
Got lost at the airport in Pittsburgh to get the rental.
Get all the way to Bradford PA.. Get on the turnpike and he goes the fucking wrong way and end up going 40 miles back toward home because once your on the turnpike you cannot get off. Fuck idiot. THEN after we get turned around he gets pulled over for going 85 in a 65 zone. $128 fine. Nice, hu?
I flipped out. Screaming.. Crying. His mom doesn't say a word. Not to mention everyone was crammed in this can because she can't fit her fat ass in the back seat.
We finally get her dropped over around 1230pm, stop and reorganize everything because Dave packed it all fucked up at the airport while I was in the bathroom with Wyatt for 20 minutes coz he's got diarrhea. Fed these guys and try again. We just spend the last hour in heavy traffic on I-95 and listenng to Dave bitch like a CUNT. . We should be in Georgia by now..
I'm just ready to be on the beach. Lord pray for us.. And anyone reading this.