The Bolthole by Asher
July 2004
8Dancing Back from the Edge
10In Hell
11First Circle
12Second Circle
13Third Circle
14The Fourth Circle

July 21, 2004

Thanks to ECS ....

Have you ever:

Donated blood?
Nope. I’ve tried but have been advised against it. Even if I weren’t a beer barrel with feet, my veins run deep. It would be like drilling for oil.

Been on a diet?
Yes – but nothing name brand. (e.g. Atkins)

Talked your way out of a speeding ticket?
Never been caught.

Eaten fried pickles?

Lied to your dh?
Say again?

Failed a class?
Several when my college career went tits up.

Been to Europe?
Not yet. Dammit!

Read a book in one night?
On many occasions. I can read too damned fast.

Tee-Pee'd a house?
Among other things. Evil or Very Mad

Opened someone else's mail?
Yes. Otherwise, the kids would have piles of it.

Mowed the lawn?

Danced in a recital?
Are you kidding?

Eaten a whole pizza?
Ayuh. It helps you become a beer keg with feet. Laughing

Played hooky?
Ayuh – usually by playing sick.

Gotten straight A's?
Last four semesters of high school, and a couple semesters in college.

Swam with dolphins?
No, Haven’t had the opportunity and would likely get harpooned doing it.

Had braces?
Yes. Not that it did much good.

Gone on a blind date?

Been locked out of the house?
Yes…but not for long. Evil or Very Mad

Marched in a parade?
Yes. Jr. High Band…:roll:

Been stuck in an elevator?
A couple of time

Broken a bone?
None that I am aware of….but then I don’t do doctors much.

Been to a circus?

Gone white-water rafting?
No..closest thing was canoeing down 65 miles of the Missouri River over 2 days.


Wished you had chosen a different career?
I can’t say I chose the one I have now. Laughing

Been on a hayride?

Avoided doing something because of a superstition?
More than likely..what I can’t say off the top of my head

Have you ever been on the radio?
Yep, while in college, I got interviewed on April 15 at the post office.

Danced under the stars?
Not bloody likely.


Bought a CD just for 1 song?
More than a few

Performed a solo?
Yes…back in school band.

Learned how to play chess?
Like most things…by hook and crook.

Lost your luggage on a trip?

Demanded a raise?
Does hinting and bitching regularly count? Laughing

Hit an animal on accident while driving?
Yes a few times and I find it very disturbing.

Stayed at a bed and breakfast?
Not yet. Of course, this would be kind of stange being a bachelor.

Been thrown a surprise party?

Saved someone's life?
Nope – but I have had mine saved a couple of times.

Been in a play?

Had a hole in one?
Nope. I was lucky (very very lucky) to get par when I played.

Climbed a mountain?
A few in the Black Hills of South Dakota –where my butt got saved when I nearly fell about 75’.

Run out of gas while driving?
Gotten close a few times.

Served on a jury?
No. I was dismissed.

Met a professional athlete?
None that I can remember.

Been seasick?

Been to Graceland?

Watched a movie more than 10 times?
A few…The Quiet Man, Monty Python & the Holy Grail

Taken a stress test?
Yes. No heart problems – just freaking out of shape.

Water skied?
For about 10 seconds before eating it.

Been to New York City?
Haven’t been to the northeast.

Seen a ghost?
I’ve seen a few things and had a few very odd experiences that I could chalk up to the paranormal. Living in a 100 year old house will do that!
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