|- wake me up when September ends...|
September 30, 2008
4:52 AM EST
No this isn't about the song. I like that song, but I haven't heard in ages. No, today has already seen the clean-up of me and the bathroom. Another cruel twist of fate. I almost expected it, but then, Nah, not two months in a row. Oh how wrong I was. Pffft-whatever, it is what it is and being female, I should KNOW that you're never completely 100% safe on any given day.
But, onto other things...I'm pretty sure this has been floating around the internet for a while, but I liked it so read on...
A Modern Fairy Tale
Once upon a time in a land far far away,
a beautiful self-assured princess happened along a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped onto the princess' lap and said "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am.
And then my sweet we can marry, and set up housekeeping in your castle, with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes and bear my children and feel forever happy and grateful doing so."
That night, the princess dine sumputiously on lightly sautee'd frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce. She chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't fuckin' think so."
And this, is a bumbersticker I saw on a Facebook page...
sorry I'm not perfect
sorry I don't give a fuck
sorry I'm not a diva
sorry I just know what I want
sorry I'm not a virgin
sorry I'm not a slut
I won't let you break me
think what you want